So... I'm 30 years old but it seems even at this age Toll House Cookies are some mystical piece of knowledge that lies just beyond my comprehension.


Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 375.
2. Bake Cookies for 9 to 11 minutes
3. Remove from oven and let cool
4. Eat


Sounds simple right? I think there is a magical missing step between 2 and 3 because somehow when I go to execute step 3 I find my cookies and doughy undercooked CRAP. So I go ahead and leave them in a few more minutes... still undercooked crap. So apparently there is a missing step 2a. Find and choke Tinkerbell to death and shake dead fairy dust in a clockwise circle around the oven while chanting "I want to wish you a Merry Xmas from the bottom of my heart!".


Or their stupid cookies just suck!