Every once in a while I think about changing my career to something more exciting.  Contract killer for the mob for instance seems like an interesting career path.  The pay is good, the hours are flexible, but I'm just not sure where you put in your application.  Do you need a resume for that line of work?  Do they check your references?  (Ring, ring... "Hello?" Oh he answered hes not dead you big liar)  Can you just claim to have killed random people or is prior work experience limited to human beings?  For instance I've been told that I repeatidly butcher the english language, is that enough?