Damnable! I stand here on the precipice looking over at what I once was, fat. I thought foolishly I had rid myself of such demons. In my complacency I have given my pursuer the advantage. Now is not the time for lament! Now is the time for action, calorie burning action! I should immediately like to drop at least 8 but preferable 13 lbs. I fear if I reach that peak of 140 I may tumble down the wrong side of the mountain. If that happens so help me I will eat everything and everyone on the way down!

Hummus, I need Hummus an Flat bread Stat!